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Father: Son who was the first president of Kenya? . Son: I don't know Dad . Father: (slaps the boy) Mzee Jomo Kenyatta was the first President of Kenya! Concentrate with your studies! . Son: (After a while) Father who is Mr. Omali? . Father: I don't know son. . Son: (Slaps his father) Mr. Omali is mum's boy friend Concentrate on your marriage #merrychristmas

Banned from visiting US: 1. DP William Ruto 2. Anne Waiguru. 3. Moses Wetangula 4. Ababu Namwamba 5. Cecily Mbarire 6 Ijara MP- Ahmed Abass 7. Davis Chirchir 8. Felix Koskei 9. Kazungu Kambi 10 .Charity Ngilu 11.Engr Michael Kamau 12 Gladys Shollei 13. Silas Simiyu 14. Francis Kimemia 15. Prof Njuguna Ndungu 16. Mutea Iringo 17. Peter Manghiti 18. Nelson Githinji 19. Jane Waikenda 20. Mary Anne Keittany 21. Lillian Ndegwa 22. Nduva Muli 23. Jimmy Kiamba 24. Caroli Omondi 25. Dr Alfred Mutua 26 .Bitange Ndemo 27. James Oswago 28. Godana Doyo 29. Alfred Keter 30. Sonia Birdi 31 Okoth Obado 32. Isaac Ruto 33 Richard Lang’at 34. Peter Kebati 35, Rebecca Nabutola 36 Paul Wasanga 37. Evans Ngibuini 38. Alex Kabuga 39. Charles Tonui 40. Ukur Yatani 41. Lucy Mbugua 42. Richard Onyonka 43. Peter Munya 44. Zablon Mabeya 45. George Aladwa

1) Street whores wear cheap river road make-up & bleach their skin with "mukorogo" then stand on the up-town street skimply dressed in some cheap "gikosh mini" out in the cold usually full bodied type of girl "mawezere" na ma "tyre" all over.No gym, no exercise,NOTHING! Tumbo kama ya truck driver! They wait for men to pick them up for as little as 1,000 kshs per nite! e.g on the well known Koinange street Nbi where rich business men in suits may be driving by... 2)So called "High class whores" sit sipping Moet & champagne in private residential brothels e.g in Muthaiga,Adams, Valley Arcade,Hurlingh am,Runda & other leafy suburban homes turned into brothels; the type of whores that have a pretty face full of expensive make-up,small figure; well maintained petite body & who make around 1,000 USD per night sleeping with local Ministers and M.Ps & some old rich mzungu dying of cancer. 3)"Model w

Popular Dancehall star J Capri, born Phillips Jordan, passed away early Friday morning while undergoing treatment at The University Hospital of the West Indies in Jamaica, says Jamaica’s The 23-year-old had been in an induced coma since last Monday, after her Mercedes Benz slammed into a wall and overturned on Barbican Road. News of the artiste’s death Friday morning hit fans and the entertainment fraternity hard, against the background of earlier reports that doctors at the University Hospital of the West Indies, where the singer was hospitalised, believed she had great potential of full recovery. Fellow female dancehall artiste Vanessa Saddler, who goes by the stage name Vanessa Bling, said she “woke up to a sad call”. “It’s so sad to say good bye,” Saddler posted on social media. “I know your family is taking it hard right now… But I pray God will keep and protect them…May your soul rest in peace.” Another female artiste Latifa Brown, better known, Tifa said: “Sing with the an

A man got this message from his neighbour; "Sir, I am so sorry but I have this confession to make. I have been sharing your wife with you behind your back day and night and mostly when you are not in town. I have used your wife in my kitchen, bedroom, parlour and also in your own apartment and at times right under your nose. I have to also admit that I have used your wife more than you do. I feel I should let you know cause I feel so guilty. I promise never to do it again". The man was so mad that he shot his wife dead! Few minutes later he received another message from the same neighbour stating; "So sorry for the spelling mistake. I meant to write WIFI and not WIFE!" If you were the husband, what would you do? ...

Mr Mohammed Ali, you are a young boy, apparently you just married the other day and you now have a son less than one year old. i want to give you a last warning. life is so precious if you don't know. LEAVE JUBILEE REGIME ALONE. WACHANA NA SERIKALI. WACHA KUINGILIA SERIKALI. UTAUMIA KIJANA.KAMA UNATAKA KUPATA SHIDA UTAIPATA TU. FANYA KAZI ZAKO KWA MAKINI SANA SITA KWABIA TENA. KAMA UNATAKA KUWA MWANASIASA JIUNGE NA OPPOSITION NA UNJUE KUNA CONSEQUENCES. YOU ARE WARNED YOUNG BOY. NEVER AGAIN OPPOSE OR CRITICISE GOVERNMENT. YOU CAN GO TO POLICE IF YOU WISH. These people are so daring they even dont fear the law,i think they want to assasinate Ali because of how he discloses their heinous acts,what do you think might be the reason behind this? Enable Ginger Cannot connect to Ginger Check your internet connection or reload the browser Disable in this text field Edit Edit in Ginger Edit in Ginger ×

1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! 2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"! 3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked. 4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it. 5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck! 6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment! 7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. 8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make