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Safaricom Announces Mpesa Services Outage.

A Mpesa shop attendant serving a customer. Leading mobile money transfer service provider Safaricom has notified partners and clients of a scheduled Mpesa services outage, informing partners that customers will receive error messages. The giant telco in an e-mail sent to business partners and developers on Wednesday afternoon indicated that the outage is meant to permit for the standard maintenance services by its softaware engineers. Mpesa services shall be affected for two hours on Saturday June 6, 2020 starting 0100hrs to 0300hrs when the systems aren't on such a lot demand by its customers. "Every day,  M-PESA empowers in excess of 23 million customers, largely driven by the contribution of our partners.To support M-pesa's continued transformation, we will be completing a scheduled system maintenance on Saturday 6th June 2020, between 0100 hours and 0300 hours EAT. "During the maintenance, there'll be service interruptions and customer consuming A...

USA Supreme Court Awards ksh 1 trillion to 1998 Bombing Victims

US Supreme Court awards KSh 1 trillion to 1998 bombing victims in Kenya, Tanzania Article source - The court said Sudan must pay the money to terrorism victims after investigations revealed it helped al Qaeda carry out the bombings that killed 224 people and wounded thousands - The attacks in Nairobi and Dar es Salaaam were believed to have been revenge for US involvement in the extradition of four members of Egyptian Islamic Jihad (EIJ) - The attacks placed the then al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden on the list of the most wanted men and he was eventually killed in 2011 in Pakistan after several years of hiding The 1998 bombing victims in Kenya and Tanzania have finally found justice after the United States (US) Supreme Court awarded them KSh 1 trillion in damages. In a unanimous ruling on Monday, May 18, the court said Sudan must pay the money to terrorism victims after investigations revealed it helped al Qaeda carry out the bombings that killed 224 people and wounded th...

Men will always be men,if it were you who would you choose? See the weird decisions men make....

A man is dating three women and wants to decide who to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gave each woman $10,000 and observed what each did with the money. The first one does a total make-over. She goes into a fancy beauty salon, does her hair, new make up and buys several new outfits. She then dresses up very nicely for the man. She says to him she has done this to make herself even more attractive to the man because she loves him so much.The man is impressed. The second woman goes gift shopping for the man. She buys him a new smartphone, an expensive watch and very flashy clothes and shoes. As she presents these gifts to him, she tells him she spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. the man is again impressed. The third one invests the money in the stock market. She earns $40,000 and gives him back his 10k. She then deposited the remainder in a joint account.She says she wants to secure their future because she loves him so much. Obvio...

The three high class fools

Peter : "I want my money now!" Tom : "I will kill myself so that I won't pay you" *he  pulled a gun n shot himself dead* Peter : "hahaha.....If u think u'll get away with my money u r wrong, i'l follow u until u pay me!" *he takes the gun n shot himself dead as well* James : was watching from a distance he laughed n said : "these guys are funny, I must watch this till the end".....*he also took the gun and killed himself! Who is the most stupid out of them?