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1) Street whores wear cheap river road make-up
& bleach their skin with "mukorogo" then stand
on the up-town street skimply dressed in some
cheap "gikosh mini" out in the cold usually full
bodied type of girl "mawezere" na ma "tyre" all
over.No gym, no exercise,NOTHING! Tumbo kama
ya truck driver! They wait for men to pick them
up for as little as 1,000 kshs per nite! e.g on the
well known Koinange street Nbi where rich
business men in suits may be driving by...
2)So called "High class whores" sit sipping Moet
& champagne in private residential brothels e.g in
Muthaiga,Adams, Valley Arcade,Hurlingh
am,Runda & other leafy suburban homes turned
into brothels; the type of whores that have a
pretty face full of expensive make-up,small figure;
well maintained petite body & who make around
1,000 USD per night sleeping with local Ministers
and M.Ps & some old rich mzungu dying of
cancer.
3)"Model whores/professional escorts" as they
prefer to be called; complete with a business
card,sit in private jets with ambassadors,dig
nitaries & the Saudi Prince; the type of whores
that have a waist zero & legs for days! They
actually look like a hot air hostess,drive a range
rover around town, go on "business trips" to
Dubai, Malaysia, Hong Kong, Spain, Paris & come
back to Kenya with about 40,000 USD after a
week's job!
4)But forget all those! A whore is a whore!
"cheap" or "expensive" mali ni ile ile! However the
kind of whores that really shock me the most
aren't those obvious ones, naaaah! It's the type
that gets married to a man for 10+ years, adopt
the very holy God given title "WIFE" Misuse that
title as they slowly milk every penny from the
poor unsuspecting bloke's pocket! Then divorce
him & take half his wealth with her! NOW THAT
IS THE REAL WHORE!
I call them "THE MARRIAGE MATHEMATICIAN!"
This is the type of whore that does the most
damage to a man! She f*cks up his finances, his
kids psychology,his emotions & leaves his mother
na ugonjwa ya sukari! This is one stone cold
b*tch! She leaves you suicidal! Nani anapinga
hiyo?

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