A Pastor's wife keeps cats on the church premisesā¦ One evening a cat went missing. In church the next day, the Pastor wife asked: "Who HAS a pussy?" All the WOMEN got upā¦ "No, I mean who has SEEN a PUSSY" All the MEN got upā¦ "Eish...no, no, noā¦. I meantā¦ who has seen a Pussy that isn't THEIRS?" More than half of the CHURCH MEN got up. "Ohhhh for goodness sake!! Who has seen MY pussy?!" All the CHOIR Boys got upā¦. The Pastor fainted. The Pastor"s wife shouted "It's a lost CAT you fāāking pieces of sticks š”š”š”š”š”š”š”
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