A Pastor's wife keeps cats on the church premises… One evening a cat went missing. In church the next day, the Pastor wife asked: "Who HAS a pussy?" All the WOMEN got up… "No, I mean who has SEEN a PUSSY" All the MEN got up… "Eish...no, no, no…. I meant… who has seen a Pussy that isn't THEIRS?" More than half of the CHURCH MEN got up. "Ohhhh for goodness sake!! Who has seen MY pussy?!" All the CHOIR Boys got up…. The Pastor fainted. The Pastor"s wife shouted "It's a lost CAT you f☆☆king pieces of sticks 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
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