Skip to main content

Most recent

How to check form One placement

Post a Comment

Did you know about these life facts?Did you know what kamasutra said??Funny but educative.

1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the
women herself offers the other one. And that
was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a
woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse,
Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P"
Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked.
After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life
no one helps you once you're fucked.
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody
congratulates you but nobody knows how many
times you got fucked to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between frustration
and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a
Fuck!
6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a
twosome. So next time someone calls you
'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes
hard for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to
make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A
wife is supposed to make her husband's dick
hard, not his life..!
When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say
"Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's
Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only
result matters..

Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

How long does Weed (Bhang) stay in the body?

Many people are stuck with the question,How long does weed popularly known as marijuana stay in ones body after smoking Occasional users: up to 3 days Moderate users: between 5 – 7 days Daily users: up to 10 – 15 days Heavy users: more than 30 days Cannabis is fat-soluble so they bind to the fat molecules that is why it takes them time to leave your system.  Blood testing Weed is typically detectable in blood for 1 – 2 days. But there are a few cases where it is detectable even after 25 days. It is detectable in the bloodstream within a few seconds of inhalation. It gets distributed through tissues. Some of the weed gets reabsorbed in the blood and is further broken down. This leaves its metabolites in the blood for days.  The blood testing method is used in the laboratory to indicate the recent use of weed.  Saliva testing In a review of 2014, it was found out that weed was detectable in the saliva for the below duration of time after the last use:
Post a Comment
Read more

How to check form One placement

CS MACHOGU AS HE WAS RELEASING FORM ONE PLACEMENT IN LENANA HIGH SCHOOL. Photo courtesy The process of checking Form 1 placement in Kenya is a crucial step for students transitioning from primary to secondary school. In 2024, the Ministry of Education continues its commitment to providing a transparent and accessible system for students and their parents to check their Form 1 placements. Here's a step-by-step guide to help you navigate this process seamlessly. 1. **Access the Official Education Portal:**    - Begin by accessing the official Ministry of Education website or the designated online portal for Form 1 placement.  click here to visit the site Once on the website, you will see, a section for Online Service where you will get two links. The click  first link  titled:  Click here to Access Form One Placement: link 1 You will be directed to the Kenya Education Management Information System (KEMIS) website. You can access the website directly using the link  KEMIS
Post a Comment
Read more

We created the virus to clear african race, Dr, Galo claims

Source : olexhome.info A man has broke the internet with shocking news about how HIV AIDS virus and Ebola were created in laboratory by a doctor known as Dr. Robert Gallo. According to him, he reported that; A site run by a friendly and reasonably honest woman I know recently reposted a text titled “The Man Who Created AIDS: Robert Gallo.” The text went super-viral, over 80,000 shares on Facebook alone. Also read  HIV and AIDs patients can now smile after this proffesor gave this announcement Once I read it, I was aghast at how much misinformation and how many scientifically illiterate statements were in the text and attached video. I wrote to her explaining my reasoning, and she immediately agreed to take down the text. It still exists on other, less responsible, sites. Unfortunately, a large part of the damage has already been done, and that among other articles has helped foster the continued existence of a completely unfounded theory based primarily on not unders
Post a Comment
Read more