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Did you know about these life facts?Did you know what kamasutra said??Funny but educative.

1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the
women herself offers the other one. And that
was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a
woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse,
Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P"
Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked.
After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life
no one helps you once you're fucked.
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody
congratulates you but nobody knows how many
times you got fucked to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between frustration
and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a
Fuck!
6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a
twosome. So next time someone calls you
'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes
hard for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to
make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A
wife is supposed to make her husband's dick
hard, not his life..!
When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say
"Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's
Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only
result matters..

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