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A female teacher was having a problem with a boy called Dennis in her class of 3rd grade. Dennis said 'Madam, I should b in 4th grade, I'm smarter than my sister & she's in the 4th grade'. The Teacher had heard enough of his complaining & took Dennis 2 the Principal' s office. She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided to test Dennis with some questions that a 4th grade should know. Principal: What's 3+3? Dennis: 6 Principal: 6+6? Dennis: 12 & so on..!! The Principal asked Dennis many questions and  Dennis got them right. The Principal then asked Madam to send Dennis 2 4th grade. Madam decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed. Madam: What does a cow have 4 of, that I've only 2 of? Dennis: Legs. Madam: What's in ur pants that u have but I don't have? Dennis: Pockets Madam: What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? Dennis: Coconut.

JOKE OF THE DAY! An old farmer wrote a letter to his son in prison." Son this year I will not plant cassava and yam because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would have helped me".  The son replied  his father "Dad don't even think of digging the field because that's where I burried  the money I stole". "THE KENYA POLICE" on reading this letter went early in the morning to the house, dug the whole field in search of the money but nothing was found. The next day the son wrote his father again. "Dad you can now plant your cassava and yam this is the best I can do from here. Dad replied " haaa my son. you are too powerful indeed, even in prison you still command police men to work for me. I was so suprised to see the IG and team holding hoes  and shovels, digging my farm. I will write to you   when I want to harvest. Work smart, not hard.

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meanwhile...... EARLIER TODAY IN NOMIYA CHURCH AT ALEGO USONGA, SIAYA COUNTY: g PASTOR: I have come all the way from England to tell u Jesus loves u TRANSLATOR: Mchungaji anasema amesafiri kwote kutoka Ulaya kuja kuwaarifu kuwa yesu anawapenda PASTOR: Today I want to teach you about the life of Jesus. Jesus was born of the Virgin Mary TRANSLATOR: Leo angependa kufundisha kuhusu maisha ya yesu. Yesu alizaliwa na mary……. CONGREGATION: Omera wuod London, hakuna kitu sisi anaskia hapo kwa translator. Afadhali ata uchukue omondi wetu asaidie huyo mtu ku-translate angalao tupate kitu.alafu uanzie mwanzo sababu Hiyo Kiswahili amepita na upepo!! PASTOR: I was saying I have come all the way from England to tell u Jesus loves u OMONDI: He has swapped coordinates within this planet, achieved locomotion all the way from the diaspora to come and emit evidence that Jesus oozes affection towards you PASTOR: Today I want to teach you about the life of Jesus. Jesus was born of Mary who was a

A man is dating three women and wants to decide who to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gave each woman $10,000 and observed what each did with the money. The first one does a total make-over. She goes into a fancy beauty salon, does her hair, new make up and buys several new outfits. She then dresses up very nicely for the man. She says to him she has done this to make herself even more attractive to the man because she loves him so much.The man is impressed. The second woman goes gift shopping for the man. She buys him a new smartphone, an expensive watch and very flashy clothes and shoes. As she presents these gifts to him, she tells him she spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. the man is again impressed. The third one invests the money in the stock market. She earns $40,000 and gives him back his 10k. She then deposited the remainder in a joint account.She says she wants to secure their future because she loves him so much. Obvio

Here is why no LUO has ever won Shangwe Mtaani promo: SAFARICOM: Hello, am I speaking to Otiende Openda? OTIENDE: In the event that u want to secure my audience, Please predecease the names Otiende Openda with the prefix Engineer… SAFARICOM: We received your SMS at Shangwe Mtaani Promo. OTIENDE: Yes, I radiate an apologetic tone for bombarding your systems with an avalanche of messages yester night. You see I left the custody of my Samsung galaxy S3 phone to my 9 year old son so that he could play with as he had developed monotony to his toys. He must have contacted you by error. SAFARICOM: Bye rror? OTIENDE: Yes. u see, he wanted to re-unite Zack with his home country (bring Zack home) but didn’t know the exact pay bill number so I told him for the sake of probability, to send SMSes to all pay bill numbers he has ever seen being displayed on my 64 inch Samsung flat screen that also relays 3d images. You must have been a beneficiary of his gesture. SAFARICOM: W

Welcome to our Generation, where typing amen to pastors' prayers on Facebook will save you from your village witches and make you a billionaire Welcome to our Generation, where Jesus Christ sends you a WhatsApp message and threatens to kill you if you do not send it to 20 people. The most annoying thing in all is that graduates and supposed learned people send ''miracle message'' to their friends every day. These messages carry lots of threat; Some messages will say you will suffer or go broke for a week if you don't send them... As Christians, we need to keep an open mind and be discerning and also open our hearts and minds to healthy discussions. We need to think...Do you believe God will punish you if you refuse to send those messages? Do you think your destiny is tied to a message on social media? Do you genuinely believe you will receive instant miracles after you type ''Amen'' on that post?... We claim to be children of God but we