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A Funny Story of a Teacher and Her Student.

A female teacher was having a problem with a boy called Dennis in her class of 3rd grade.
Dennis said 'Madam, I should b in 4th grade,
I'm smarter than my sister & she's in the 4th grade'.
The Teacher had heard enough of his complaining
& took Dennis 2 the Principal' s office.
She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided to test Dennis
with some questions that a 4th grade should know.
Principal: What's 3+3?
Dennis: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Dennis: 12
& so on..!!
The Principal asked Dennis many questions and  Dennis got them right.
The Principal then asked Madam to send Dennis 2 4th grade.
Madam decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of, that I've only 2 of?
Dennis: Legs.
Madam: What's in ur pants that u have but I don't have?
Dennis: Pockets
Madam: What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
Dennis: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal' s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer,
Dennis was taking charge.
Dennis: Bubble Gum.
Madam: U stick your poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet before u do. What am I?
Dennis: Tent.
*The principal was looking restless*
Madam: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me 1st, what am I?
Dennis: Wedding Ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When u blow me, u feel good?
Dennis: Nose.
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver?
Dennis: Arrow.
Madam: What starts with  'F' & ends with 'K' & if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?
Dennis: Fork
Madam: What's it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others,
the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
Dennis: Surname.
Madam: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins  & is responsible for making love??
Dennis: Heart.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:
'Send Dennis 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!!
.😀
.😀
Give Dennis a big Clap.

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