Peter : "I want my money now!"
Tom : "I will kill myself so that
I won't pay you" *he pulled a
gun n shot himself dead*
Peter : "hahaha.....If u think
u'll get away with my money u
r wrong, i'l follow u until u pay
me!" *he takes the gun n shot
himself dead as well* James :
was watching from a distance
he laughed n said : "these guys
are funny, I must watch this till
the end".....*he also took the
gun and killed himself! Who is
the most stupid out of them?
A female teacher was having a problem with a boy called Dennis in her class of 3rd grade. Dennis said 'Madam, I should b in 4th grade, I'm smarter than my sister & she's in the 4th grade'. The Teacher had heard enough of his complaining & took Dennis 2 the Principal' s office. She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided to test Dennis with some questions that a 4th grade should know. Principal: What's 3+3? Dennis: 6 Principal: 6+6? Dennis: 12 & so on..!! The Principal asked Dennis many questions and Dennis got them right. The Principal then asked Madam to send Dennis 2 4th grade. Madam decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed. Madam: What does a cow have 4 of, that I've only 2 of? Dennis: Legs. Madam: What's in ur pants that u have but I don't have? Dennis: Pockets Madam: What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? Dennis: Coconut. ...
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