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A man got this message from his neighbour; "Sir, I am so sorry but I have this confession to make. I have been sharing your wife with you behind your back day and night and mostly when you are not in town. I have used your wife in my kitchen, bedroom, parlour and also in your own apartment and at times right under your nose. I have to also admit that I have used your wife more than you do. I feel I should let you know cause I feel so guilty. I promise never to do it again". The man was so mad that he shot his wife dead! Few minutes later he received another message from the same neighbour stating; "So sorry for the spelling mistake. I meant to write WIFI and not WIFE!" If you were the husband, what would you do? ...

Mr Mohammed Ali, you are a young boy, apparently you just married the other day and you now have a son less than one year old. i want to give you a last warning. life is so precious if you don't know. LEAVE JUBILEE REGIME ALONE. WACHANA NA SERIKALI. WACHA KUINGILIA SERIKALI. UTAUMIA KIJANA.KAMA UNATAKA KUPATA SHIDA UTAIPATA TU. FANYA KAZI ZAKO KWA MAKINI SANA SITA KWABIA TENA. KAMA UNATAKA KUWA MWANASIASA JIUNGE NA OPPOSITION NA UNJUE KUNA CONSEQUENCES. YOU ARE WARNED YOUNG BOY. NEVER AGAIN OPPOSE OR CRITICISE GOVERNMENT. YOU CAN GO TO POLICE IF YOU WISH. These people are so daring they even dont fear the law,i think they want to assasinate Ali because of how he discloses their heinous acts,what do you think might be the reason behind this? Enable Ginger Cannot connect to Ginger Check your internet connection or reload the browser Disable in this text field Edit Edit in Ginger Edit in Ginger ×

1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! 2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"! 3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked. 4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it. 5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck! 6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment! 7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. 8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make

If smartphones & whatsapp were there in bible times, some posts would be like: 1. Guys it's scary. Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt.. # shaking ! 2. Pimping my Camel.. Jerusalem here I come 3. Chilling with Moses by Mount Sinai..Miracles be going down here.. # OMG! 4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate from the forbidden fruit.. I mean who does that!? # Smh 5. Just chilling in first class At Noah's Ark.. The view here is Fantastic.. But 'em Lions keep staring at me.. # Weird 6. Some people are soo Cruel! Cain, How do you kill your own bro.. # RIP_Abel .. *Tear Drop* 7. Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love, Can't believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her.. Got Mad Love for you Rachael 8. Isaac: Damn! Dad nearly sacrificed me.. # SelfieWithLamb ! 9. One of Jesus' Disciples post: What a Long day.. Walking and Preaching the gospel.. Now chilling with 'em bro's.. Them guys are funny.. # LLP (L

Boy and girl in restaurant Boy: I love you Girl: I don’t love you Boy: Think again? Girl: No no and no Boy: waiter, bring separate bills. Girl: ok ok….I love you too

ABC Avoid Boring Company DEF Don't Entertain Fools GHI Go for High Ideas JKLM Just Keep a friend Like Me NOP Never Overlook the Poor QRS Quit Reacting to Silly tales TUV Tune Urself for Victory WXYZ We Xpect You to Zoom ahead

Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born. Logic!! Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds _______________________________ TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA:         Here it is. TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS:         Maria. _______________________________ TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER:  No, that's wrong GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   (I  Love this child) _______________________________ TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD:     H I J K L M N O. TEACHER:   What are you talking about? DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O     ______________________________ TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did yo