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Son pranks dad and gives him the hottest slap.. This made my night

Father: Son who was the first president of Kenya? . Son: I don't know Dad . Father: (slaps the boy) Mzee Jomo Kenyatta was the first President of Kenya! Concentrate with your studies! . Son: (After a while) Father who is Mr. Omali? . Father: I don't know son. . Son: (Slaps his father) Mr. Omali is mum's boy friend Concentrate on your marriage #merrychristmas

Kenyan mps and government officials banned from visiting the united states due to the bug of corruption

Banned from visiting US: 1. DP William Ruto 2. Anne Waiguru. 3. Moses Wetangula 4. Ababu Namwamba 5. Cecily Mbarire 6 Ijara MP- Ahmed Abass 7. Davis Chirchir 8. Felix Koskei 9. Kazungu Kambi 10 .Charity Ngilu 11.Engr Michael Kamau 12 Gladys Shollei 13. Silas Simiyu 14. Francis Kimemia 15. Prof Njuguna Ndungu 16. Mutea Iringo 17. Peter Manghiti 18. Nelson Githinji 19. Jane Waikenda 20. Mary Anne Keittany 21. Lillian Ndegwa 22. Nduva Muli 23. Jimmy Kiamba 24. Caroli Omondi 25. Dr Alfred Mutua 26 .Bitange Ndemo 27. James Oswago 28. Godana Doyo 29. Alfred Keter 30. Sonia Birdi 31 Okoth Obado 32. Isaac Ruto 33 Richard Lang’at 34. Peter Kebati 35, Rebecca Nabutola 36 Paul Wasanga 37. Evans Ngibuini 38. Alex Kabuga 39. Charles Tonui 40. Ukur Yatani 41. Lucy Mbugua 42. Richard Onyonka 43. Peter Munya 44. Zablon Mabeya 45. George Aladwa

Categories of kenyan prostitutes

1) Street whores wear cheap river road make-up & bleach their skin with "mukorogo" then stand on the up-town street skimply dressed in some cheap "gikosh mini" out in the cold usually full bodied type of girl "mawezere" na ma "tyre" all over.No gym, no exercise,NOTHING! Tumbo kama ya truck driver! They wait for men to pick them up for as little as 1,000 kshs per nite! e.g on the well known Koinange street Nbi where rich business men in suits may be driving by... 2)So called "High class whores" sit sipping Moet & champagne in private residential brothels e.g in Muthaiga,Adams, Valley Arcade,Hurlingh am,Runda & other leafy suburban homes turned into brothels; the type of whores that have a pretty face full of expensive make-up,small figure; well maintained petite body & who make around 1,000 USD per night sleeping with local Ministers and M.Ps & some old rich mzungu dying of cancer. 3)"Model w

Fare the well J-CAPRI.

Popular Dancehall star J Capri, born Phillips Jordan, passed away early Friday morning while undergoing treatment at The University Hospital of the West Indies in Jamaica, says Jamaica’s The 23-year-old had been in an induced coma since last Monday, after her Mercedes Benz slammed into a wall and overturned on Barbican Road. News of the artiste’s death Friday morning hit fans and the entertainment fraternity hard, against the background of earlier reports that doctors at the University Hospital of the West Indies, where the singer was hospitalised, believed she had great potential of full recovery. Fellow female dancehall artiste Vanessa Saddler, who goes by the stage name Vanessa Bling, said she “woke up to a sad call”. “It’s so sad to say good bye,” Saddler posted on social media. “I know your family is taking it hard right now… But I pray God will keep and protect them…May your soul rest in peace.” Another female artiste Latifa Brown, better known, Tifa said: “Sing with the an