STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How to put an
elephant inside the fridge?
TEACHER: I don't
know.
STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the
fridge and put it in. I have another.
question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How to put a
donkey inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the
fridge and put it in.
STUDENT: No sir, you just open the
fridge take
out the elephant and
put it in.
TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!
STUDENT: If
all the animals went to the lion's
birthday
party, with one animal missing which
one
would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course
because it would eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, the donkey
because it's
still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you
kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, one last
question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there's
a river of crocodiles and you wanted to
cross,
how would you?
TEACHER: There's no way, I would
need a ladder
to cross.
STUDENT: No
sir, you just swim and cross it because
all the
animals went to the lion's birthday
party....the
student is currently on a two weeks
suspension
Many people are stuck with the question,How long does weed popularly known as marijuana stay in ones body after smoking Occasional users: up to 3 days Moderate users: between 5 – 7 days Daily users: up to 10 – 15 days Heavy users: more than 30 days Cannabis is fat-soluble so they bind to the fat molecules that is why it takes them time to leave your system. Blood testing Weed is typically detectable in blood for 1 – 2 days. But there are a few cases where it is detectable even after 25 days. It is detectable in the bloodstream within a few seconds of inhalation. It gets distributed through tissues. Some of the weed gets reabsorbed in the blood and is further broken down. This leaves its metabolites in the blood for days. The blood testing method is used in the laboratory to indicate the recent use of weed. Saliva testing In a review of 2014, it was found out that weed was detectable in the saliva for the below duration of time after the last use:
Comments
Post a Comment