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The Funny Student and the Teacher.

STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How to put an
elephant inside the fridge?
TEACHER: I don't
know.
STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the
fridge and put it in. I have another.
question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How to put a
donkey inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the
fridge and put it in.
STUDENT: No sir, you just open the
fridge take
out the elephant and
put it in.
TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!
STUDENT: If
all the animals went to the lion's
birthday
party, with one animal missing which
one
would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course
because it would eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, the donkey
because it's
still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you
kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, one last
question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there's
a river of crocodiles and you wanted to
cross,
how would you?
TEACHER: There's no way, I would
need a ladder
to cross.
STUDENT: No
sir, you just swim and cross it because
all the
animals went to the lion's birthday
party....the
student is currently on a two weeks
suspension

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